Here are some table-topics that may prove to be helpful.
'Cause if I'm anything - it's helpful. 

...that if you're not a very good singer, you should take the tempo of the song you're singing up, so that it'll be over faster.

Someone evidently missed that memo.




(I count at least 5 key changes)


The reaction to the left pretty much sums it up.

..my boss bought this HUGE, life-sized (or would that be death-sized?) Grim Reaper that adorned our office right up until the bewitching hour on Oct 31st.

After that, he moved it so that it stands right in the doorway to my office.

We work in a small office, and every day for the past week I've walked around the corner and have been startled by Mr Grim.  I literally jump every single day.

Me: "Doot-do-doo...
doo-dee-doot dooYAAAAAAA!"










Oh, and yes.  He has a nametag. 
(Don't call him "Mortie," though.  He HATES that...)