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What's on the kiddie menu in Cattle Country?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:08:58 GMT

I played a gig in Vernon, Texas last night; WAY out in the middle of nowhere.

The drive from Dallas to Vernon was about 3 hours, one way.
It is, as they say down here, "...a fur piece."

When we got to Vernon, the band I was performing with decided to get lunch before we set up for the gig. So we stopped at a recommended local restaurant. I was particularly amused at the following menu item that was listed on the kiddie menu:

Ever seen a RIBEYE STEAK on the kid's menu before?

Me neither.

This made me laugh. Hard.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:56:10 GMT

I would be perfectly happy getting all my news from The Onion.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:07:39 GMT

Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:33:12 GMT

Here are some table-topics that may prove to be helpful.
'Cause if I'm anything - it's helpful.

Gravity. It's the law.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:37:23 GMT

There's an old adage in music...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:42:01 GMT

...that if you're not a very good singer, you should take the tempo of the song you're singing up, so that it'll be over faster.

Someone evidently missed that memo.

(I count at least 5 key changes)

The reaction to the left pretty much sums it up.

Texting while driving? Psssh! That's for WIMPS!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:18:53 GMT

Kurgo Auto Tray Table

TURN YOUR VEHICLE INTO A MOBILE OFFICE
Now you can easily access your laptop or jot down last minute changes in your busy workday schedule. The Auto Tray Table offers easy installation and an adjustable angle to suit all heights and vehicle types.

Just in time for the holidays! It appears the beverage holder will hold a large "tall boy," too.

Yes, Halloween's been over for 9 days, but...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:39:00 GMT

..my boss bought this HUGE, life-sized (or would that be death-sized?) Grim Reaper that adorned our office right up until the bewitching hour on Oct 31st.

After that, he moved it so that it stands right in the doorway to my office.

We work in a small office, and every day for the past week I've walked around the corner and have been startled by Mr Grim. I literally jump every single day.

Me: "Doot-do-doo...
doo-dee-doot dooYAAAAAAA!"

Oh, and yes. He has a nametag.
(Don't call him "Mortie," though. He HATES that...)

Seen at Walmart today

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:14:27 GMT

???

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:37:17 GMT

I will NEVER understand Japanese culture.