About Me: The Nonchalant Savant is pleased to inform you that large, black type in Trebuchet MS font are my words/opinions. Smaller, red type in Comic Sans MS font has been "acquired" elsewhere. Acknowledgment of this source material is purely contingent upon my whim, mood and random lunar cycles. This ain't the Washington Post, so I'm not going to lose sleep over pesky plagiarism issues. Life is too short. What You'll Find Here: Anything and everything that either amuses or annoys me. If it's trombone or cat related, there's a good chance it'll be breaking news here.